Not necessarily in order of horror, but more by frequency...
10. Bo will turn into a workaholic thinking that he has to make millions of dollars to take care of us.
9. Cameron will turn out to be Zane on our next sonogram.
8. This baby is never going to leave my stomach and I will eventually explode.
7. Something will happen to Bo and I will be left all alone to do this.
6. I will manage to bankrupt us by going on insane shopping sprees in a panic of things that we don't yet have.
5. She will come too early and her room will be a disaster.
4. My expensive lingerie and shoes will never fit again.
3. Something will happen in labor and they will call in Morgan Freeman to perform a procedure he has seen done once before... on a horse. (Remember the Robin Hood movie?)
2. My body will never go back to even close to what it was. (As far from perfection as it was, it wasn't quite so squishy.)
1. I will be completely incapable of learning what to do with a tiny person. Feeding, no sleeping, and changing diapers will all frustrate me until I go crazy.
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